Hada wa7ed kheyna tka3a
m3a mratou, wa7ed enhar, whouwa yemchi lel9ehwa m3a s7abou, whouwa yerje3 m3a
hadik ejouj dial ellil, wel9aha na3ssa, whouwa yektibliha fwa7ed elwar9a :
Fey9ini m3a esseb3a bach
nemchi
elkhedma elmouhim
essiyed n3ess. elghadlih fa9 m3a elwe7da dial le3chiya, wel9a 7dah wa7ed
elwer9a mektoubfiha :
Noud, rah esseb3a hadi
!!!!!!!!!!
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mirricani o marrocci o
talyani tal3ou ltayarra. Mirricani kan taytkayiff howa ilouh lgarou nakazz
marrocci galih 3alach lihtihh galihh 3adna bazaff minhoum , marocci haydd
triikou howa ilouhou nakazz talyani galihh 3alach tihtihh galih 3adna bazaf
manhoum, Talyani malga maylouhh howa ilouhh marocci galih miricani 3lach lehtih
galih 3andna bezaf menhoum
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Gallik hada wahed rajel
tjewej bwahda mtdiyna bezzaf.
Wahed nhar ja miyyet
bjou3 ou galiha : ach mtiyba lina flghda?
Gatlih : lbid mslouk.
Galliha : ou dak
lkoukoute ana lach chariha lik, yak bach tiybi lina lmrka.
Gatlih : lkoukoute
katseffer, ou tsfar fl'islam hram.
Galliha : wa siri
ldarkoum, mnine ykhtar3ou chi koukoute katweddene 3ad aji
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wahad al barkani ja
alwajda ouhouwa bda kaychouf f wahad l'hotel fih bazaf nta3 les etages chafah
wahad alwajdi ouhouwa 3arfo bli barkani ouja l3ando ougalih ila kounti katchouf
f 1er etages tkalas 100dh ilaf 2em tkalass 200dh... houwa kan kaychouf f 4em
etages ougalih ana rani nchouf ri f 2em atage oukalas 200dh kimcha l barkan bka
farhan koudam shabou saksawah shoubou ougalihoum ana hchitha lwahad alwajdi ana
kounte kanchouf f 4em etages oukalaste ri 200dh
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Fi mara ordinnateur
etgawez ordinnateura, w mara 2alaha ana 7atala2ek, 9aletlo w hiya b tebki : ya
lahwiii 7atala9ni w cd li f batni??
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galik hado wa7de
talamide dakhlo 3nde 2osstade tarbia issalamia o howa issaoulhom 3la ssmiathom
o bdaou kay bano 3lih galih 1 ana smiti 3al2 diiiiin o 2 nourdiiiiiiin o 3 ....diiiin
o ja lakhire o t9adaou ssmiate diale ...diiine o bda kay fkkr o galih
pitadiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin hahahahahah
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lfark bin pedt wl pc
howa ana pc 3ando souris 3la bra wl pedet 3ando souris ldakhl
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galik wahad ostad nawad
wahad galih arsam liya chi haja kat3abar fa sabora nad dari chad tabachir ahmar
odar no9ta fa sabora orja3 glas ja ostad galih rak marsamti walo galih dari
hadak ostad 3azi tayakmi al garo.
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daba wahd jan galak bagi
isayb lakart national howa imchi 3nad m9adame howa i golih bagi nsayab lakart
national howa i golih lma9adam khasni n3raf fin sakn ba3da o gad lih mcha jan
3ande lm9adam howa i jib lih rajal sakn fih howa i golih ha fin sakn
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galic hada wahed al
wazir 9arar yijma3 jami3 al wouzara ou al malik galihoume chkoune liya9dar
yihkam bladou mziane nad boch galihoume lyouma na9talkoume cha3bou mardache ou
houma y3iytou li ho9o9 alinssan nad al "malike dial wahed doula arabia
(hassen 5-3)" galihome rda nchna9 wahd b wahd ou galih wahde al rajle
wache lhbal men 3ndkoume wla men 3andna!!!!
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hada wahed khayna labas
3lih wahed nhar makanech 3andou leflouse wehouwa yemchi wahed cyber gal moulah
3afak salefny wahed 500 dh moul cyber 3tahoum lih elmouhim hadak khayna li
labas 3lih ja 3awtany gal moul cyber wahed 500 dh hadak moul cyber galih ila
bghitihoum cha3el hadak ordinateure hadak 3la nyetou mcha cha3lou houwa yegi
hadak moul cyber ched rase dyal hada li labas houwa yekchi lih fi l'ecran galih
makayen walou galih moul cyber koune jebtihoum ghadi tel9ahoum !!!
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kalak hada wa7d khayna
7al msn ol kah khawi malka ta wa7d li mconicti o howa ymchi tchatche o dar fl
la9ab 3tiwni msnat lah yr7am walidikom hahahahahaha
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hadi wa9i3iya (wahad al
barkani kan kaya9ra m3ana f'al 9ism okan mkalakh f'al 3arbiya wahad nhar
sa9sana ostad lora al 3arabiya a3la wahad al bayt chi3ri galina achkon i9dar
icharho liya hata wahad ma3raf icharho s3ib ja al barkani al mosama(nkass
ilakh)3ala yadih galih al bayt howa al manzel(la maison).
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hada hmad o mohamed
tkido f al3askar sawal shaf hmad galih chkon hadi galih rraya galih lla hadi
bak mak khok khtak jdak jadak. ohiya tji nobt mohamed galih chkon hadi galih
3ailt hmad.
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gal liki hadi wahd
almodarissa jdida jbouha lwahd lmadrassa fi ashiadma ; wa tza3tou fih atlamad
wahd anhar kan 3andhoum lhssabe wasslou ljadoual adarb galt lwahd atalmid
3andha smaitou hmaida dima ghir saket galt lih wahd darbou fwahd ashnou gal
liha farg3ou haahah
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wahed rajel kan ghadi o
howa ylka soutiannat tayhin howa ygoul ykh tfou khawin
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gal lik wahed lmou3alim
gal ltalamid diyalou achnou houa le pain bel3arabiya? jawoub wahed almoujtahid
houya ygoule lih houya lkhoubz. houya isouyal wahd l kassoul gal lih ou le
lapain achnou houya a ouldi? jawbou lkassoul gal lih houa lmssamen a oustad.
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galk hada wahd rajl
wldou dima ky kdb 3lih
wahd nhar bah sawb wahd
l ala bache ghir ikdb l wld tbda tsouni wahd nhar ja l wld l dar o galou bah
chhal gbti f l math galou 15 o b9at katsouni l ala o galou chhal gbti f l arbia
galou 16 o b9at katsouni galou bah ana hit knt 9dk knt kangib 20 o hia tfrg3
dik l ala.hahahaha...
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hada prof gual l
tlamad,ach lfar9 bin bnadam w l'ordinateur,jawbou 1 kasoul w khaser :
la sourie d PC f
l'exterieur,w la sourie d bnadam f l'interieur.
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hada whed l'ordinteur
tele9 merto(sa femme) o hia tgoulih o had CD li f kerchi ach ndir lih
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galike hada wahede
lemou3alime resame letalamide deyalou f saboura begra ou bda kaysawalhoume
chnouhadi neta bagra mezeyane chnouhadi neta begra mezyane arana houwa yewesale
3enede wahed 2 kousala houwa yesawale lawale chno hadi galou difda3a hwa ygoulo
lmou3alime mouke hadi o gale ltani chno hadi hwa yygoulihe mayene hada héhéhéhé
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galak hada wahed l
mo3alim ja ghadi yqari wahed l qissm jdid w l modir mcha m3ahh w wrahh l kissm
w wrahh wahedd diri galihh hadak ra kassooul bla ma sada3 rassek m3ahh
lmohim daz liyamm wahd
nharr hadak l mo3alim gal wlahh hta njarbo ktb 1 f saboura w galih chnahowa
hada dri galihh wahidon galihh mziane howa yrsam difda3a hda l wahed galih w
hadi howa ygoulih dri difda3ata3achar
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9alk hada wa7d f9ih
marto mrdat w mnin sala sla dyal jam3a tlab mn nas ya3tiwh flos hta wahd ma3tah
. ja kharej k3yan w hwa yl9a wahd skayri 9alo yalah m3aya ila bghiti lflos .
dah l bar dakhlo 9al lnas li tma had rajl baghi lflos w homa yjam3olo double
dyal lflos li baghi hwa y9olhom lah ykhalikom dima haka .......
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galik hado brakna ja
3andhom wahad lwzir galhoma rakom mchawhin galhom nas bdaw tay3awdo 3likom
noukat galhom ra khskom tkadmo lkadam homa hzo lkrasa o kahzo l3ando ( hihihih
)
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hada wahed 3chiri f
lablad ka yatkayef bezaaaaaf zatla men 1823 miladiya ,f 2006 3ayet lih f
telefone tanhadro bla bla bla lmohime golt lih chno kaddir fach katfi9 men
n3ass f lablad a sahbi ? galliya tanfi9 ka nadrab jwan o kan9assi o ta narja3
n3ass
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hada wahad nhar kan kira
wakaf hda lgazar,chwiya o howa iji l3arbi batma itkada.gal lgazar ara liya
wahad jigo dyal lhawli o saybo mazyan .o howa igol lih kira iyiiiihhh jigo wa
mahmouma 3lina ri hna..hhhhhhhh